Lo que los pervertidos del urbanDICKtionary no quisieron publicar, perdón por no poner (como todos los giles q si publicaron) que COCK is what I eat

Part of the male body which has the particularity of being multiphasetic. Cock has plenty of uses, some of them include:

a. COOKIN' (aka: COCKIN')
b. SPORTS (COCKBALL, BASECOCK, FOOTCOCK SUCKER, BASKET COCK)
c. ART (plastic arts, aka: PLASTIC COCKS)
d. COCK
e. MUSIC
f. COMICS
g. RELATIONSHIPS

EXAMPLES:


a. -'Richard, could you please pass the salt?'
- 'I'm bussy. I'm watchin' the match'
-'Holy f**k, Richard, I'm tryin' to COCK here'

b. For this example, we'll put our selves into situation, it is an international competition, and it's being covered by a TV channel, let's call it COCK TV.
So, the reporter says:
'And here we are, at the International Championship, of COCKBALL. And right here comes the star player from (fiction name) Cockville, (fiction name) Cock Andrews, to tell us about his game'
-'Hi, I've always known COCKBALL was my thing, even as a little boy, I was only thinkin' of COCKBALL, my parents sent me to this institution, The National Cockville COCKBALL Training Center. There I really learnt how to COCK the COCK and BALL the BALL at COCKBALL.'
-'.....................'

c. It is used as a synonym for BRUSH.
'So you wet the COCK in the painting like this, and you pass the COCK like thissssssssss'.

d. THE COCK

e. It is a synonym for the word FLUTE.
'I play the COCK'
'I'm a COCK teacher'
'I'm a teach ya' to play da' COCK'

f. It is a synonym for the name/word DICK, such as DICK Tracy.
'Mummy, mummy, when I grow up, I wanna be like COCK TRACY'

g. It is used to reffer to partners or friends, and words like BRO or FRIEND can be easylly replased by our old COCK.
Let's put ourselves in situation. We're in Middle Earth, and we see two hobbits....
-'Oh, Mr Frodo, you're my only COCK'
-'Oh, Sam, this COCK would be nothin' without you, COCK'