lunes, 25 de mayo de 2009

Lo que los pervertidos del urbanDICKtionary no quisieron publicar, perdón por no poner (como todos los giles q si publicaron) que COCK is what I eat


Part of the male body which has the particularity of being multiphasetic. Cock has plenty of uses, some of them include:

a. COOKIN' (aka: COCKIN')
b. SPORTS (COCKBALL, BASECOCK, FOOTCOCK SUCKER, BASKET COCK)
c. ART (plastic arts, aka: PLASTIC COCKS)
d. COCK
e. MUSIC
f. COMICS
g. RELATIONSHIPS


EXAMPLES:


a. -'Richard, could you please pass the salt?'
- 'I'm bussy. I'm watchin' the match'
-'Holy f**k, Richard, I'm tryin' to COCK here'

b. For this example, we'll put our selves into situation, it is an international competition, and it's being covered by a TV channel, let's call it COCK TV.
So, the reporter says:
'And here we are, at the International Championship, of COCKBALL. And right here comes the star player from (fiction name) Cockville, (fiction name) Cock Andrews, to tell us about his game'
-'Hi, I've always known COCKBALL was my thing, even as a little boy, I was only thinkin' of COCKBALL, my parents sent me to this institution, The National Cockville COCKBALL Training Center. There I really learnt how to COCK the COCK and BALL the BALL at COCKBALL.'
-'.....................'

c. It is used as a synonym for BRUSH.
'So you wet the COCK in the painting like this, and you pass the COCK like thissssssssss'.

d. THE COCK

e. It is a synonym for the word FLUTE.
'I play the COCK'
'I'm a COCK teacher'
'I'm a teach ya' to play da' COCK'

f. It is a synonym for the name/word DICK, such as DICK Tracy.
'Mummy, mummy, when I grow up, I wanna be like COCK TRACY'

g. It is used to reffer to partners or friends, and words like BRO or FRIEND can be easylly replased by our old COCK.
Let's put ourselves in situation. We're in Middle Earth, and we see two hobbits....
-'Oh, Mr Frodo, you're my only COCK'
-'Oh, Sam, this COCK would be nothin' without you, COCK'

4 comentarios:

  1. JAJAJAJAJA
    Holy Cock!
    te discriminan :P

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  2. jajajaj cock-o
    jajaja me encanto
    tanto tanto que cuando crezca quiero ser Cockina dickalondo jajaja
    I love youu,because you're exelent playing cock
    jaja
    OMFG! that word got me addicted
    tell your boyfriend next time...
    to buy his own cock and don't wear my cock down jaja

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  3. era necesario??? ajajaja, mira quien tiene blog ahora...
    maldita ramera...

    te amo ,,,,,,,

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  4. averavver donde me vino a traer la cibernetica, sera este el blog de la verdadera flaca gavilondo ?? o sera de su clon maligno ?? se curara batman de su uña encarnada ? descubrira el sentido de la vida el zombie de barnardo neustad?....
    averiguelo en el proximo episodio de ... cuando la gente es bizarra !!!

    p.d: quiero ver mas arte y menos falos !!

    besosssssss

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